A place where corporate jargon meets crippling inaction.
Warning: excessive exposure to management-speak may cause:
Paralysis-by-Commission (a condition characterized by an inability to make decisions, due to an overabundance of options)
It's when the sheer volume of possibilities and permutations becomes so overwhelming, that you're unable to take action at all. It's like trying to drink from a firehose of buzzwords and PowerPoint presentations.
Don't worry, it's management-babble-syndrome is treatable, but first, let's have a meeting to discuss our options.
Take a deep breath, put on your Corporate Casual attire, and let's Decision-by-Committee our way through this.
Babbling:
Syndrome: