Meeting Purgatory: Eternity Loop

You've reached the infinite expanse of meeting purgatory, where time has lost all meaning and the only constant is the hum of fluorescent lighting.

Here, you'll be stuck in an endless loop of meetings, with no escape from the drudgery of PowerPoint presentations and the crushing ennui of pointless discussions.

You can:

• Stare into the abyss of the meeting schedule
• Seek enlightenment in the Meeting Nirvana room
• Visit the Meeting Slaughterhouse, where ideas go to die
• Pivot through the Time-Space Continuum and try to find a meeting that's not completely pointless

Or just sit here, alone, in the darkness, and wonder if you'll ever escape...
Turn the Meeting Hamster Wheel of Despair