Stuck in the Meeting Slaughterhouse

Warning: you're in the Meeting Slaughterhouse, where time has no meaning and your soul will be slowly drained away by the endless stream of pointless meetings.

Survival guide:

• Bring coffee.
• Bring a pillow for the inevitable nodding off.
• Pray to the Meeting Overlord.

Next Meeting

Meeting Slaughterhouse: Rules

You are a meeting participant, and as such, you are subject to the following rules:

• Arrive 15 minutes early, stay 30 minutes late.
• Agree with everything said in the meeting.
• Do not leave until the meeting leader has finished speaking.

Eternity Loop Rules