Wednesday Wisdom

As we gather 'neath thechartInstance of our Meeting Nirvana, the prophets of redundancy foretold our fate:

The Committee of the Annoyed, a mystical order of meeting veterans, has decreed that today's meeting shall be the epitome of inefficiency.

Our agenda, a behemoth of bureaucratic tapestry, reads thus:

• Item 1: Discuss Item 1 for 30 minutes
• Item 2: Discuss Item 2 for 45 minutes
• Item 3: Take a 15-minute break
• Item 4: Discuss Item 4 for 30 minutes
• Item 5: Take another 15-minute break

By the power of the Meeting Gods, we shall navigate this odyssey of tedium and emerge victorious!

Consult the Meeting Gods for guidance on how to survive this ordeal.