Today's Meeting: Project: "Infinite Meetings" (aka "The Meeting That Never Ends)
Agenda:
Important: Please do not eat the donuts
Warning: The coffee machine has been known to spit out 3/4 of its contents at 3:45 PM every Friday
Today's meeting will be held in the "Meeting Room 1" located on the 3rd floor. Just follow the signs, or just wander around until you find it.
Please do not park in the handicapped parking spots. They are for handicapped people, not for people who just want to park there because it's close to the meeting room.