Welcome to Meeting Sigma Protocol, where the phrase "overly ambitious" is a euphemism for "completely unprepared".
We're currently experiencing a severe case of Meeting Gamma Protocol Overload, and our systems are on the brink of collapse.
Please, for the love of all things sane, do not schedule any new meetings. Our calendar is already booked solid with Meeting Zeta Protocol Overload.
However, if you insist on meeting with us, be prepared for Meeting Alpha Protocol Overload and the inevitable Meeting Beta Protocol Overload.
We're not responsible for any lost productivity or sanity that may result from visiting this page.
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