Adjournment Protocol

We're still on the 345th hour of meeting, and you'd think by now we'd have adjourned. Alas, we've reached the 12th iteration of "I'm still on the same page, but let me just reiterate."

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Current Status:

We're on the 345th minute mark, and still going strong! Our current discussion topic is:

Iteration 1234: The Importance of Reiteration

Meeting Minutes:

We've reached the 12th iteration of the same meeting topic. Here's a brief summary:

• Minutes 1-10: Introduction to the topic
• Minutes 11-20: Reiteration of the introduction
• Minutes 21-30: Reiteration of the introduction again