Meeting Simulation: "Zoom Out 10x" Edition

Warning: This is a simulation of a meeting that has gone completely off the rails.

Agenda Item 1: "Why we can't have a meeting about the meeting" (Zoom Out 100x for more information)
Agenda Item 2: "The meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper meeting etiquette" (Etiquette Tips for the Uninitiated)

Meeting Notes