Chapter 10: The Seven Deadly Platitudes

Part 6: Because You're Not Doing It Right (Again)

In the depths of the Redundant Meetings, a sorcerer of pointless discussion has emerged. This is the meeting where you realize the previous 9 chapters were just a warm-up act.

Here, the air is thick with platitudes, and the only thing more abundant than oxygen is the smell of burnt coffee.

Platitude of the Chapter:

We're making progress, even if it doesn't look like it.

Definition of Progress:

The illusion that one is moving while standing still.