Advanced Secrets for the Discerning Meeting Enthusiast

In this, the second edition of the Advanced Secrets for the Discerning Meeting Enthusiast, you will find the most arcane and obscure information on meetings known to humanity. From the art of scheduling meetings to the science of making excuses, this tome has it all.

Chapter 1: The Art of Scheduling Meetings

Learn the ancient art of scheduling meetings that no one will want to attend. A delicate balance of time zones, time suckers, and time travelers.

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            // Meeting scheduling formula
            // 
            // 1. Schedule a meeting for 3AM on a Tuesday
            // 2. Ensure the meeting is 3 hours long
            // 3. Invite 10 people, but only 2 will show
            // 4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the apocalypse