Appendix: The Secret Art of Meeting Magic

The Ancient Art of Turning Meetings into Never-Ending Slogans

By now, you're probably wondering how to turn your meetings into an eternal, soul-crushing experience. Well, wonder no more! Our team of expert Meeting Sorcerers have cracked the code.

Step 1: Create an Agenda of Endless Tasks

Start by creating an agenda that's so bloated, it'll take a team of accountants to decipher it. Make sure it's full of vague, open-ended tasks like "Review and discuss..." or "Brainstorming session: ?".

Substep 1.1: Add a "Just in Case" Section

Because, you know, you never know when the apocalypse might hit, and you'll need to be prepared. Include a "Just in case" section with tasks like "Review and discuss the apocalypse" and "Develop contingency plans for the end of the world".

Next Step: The Art of Making People Wait The Art of Making People Talk

Remember, practice makes perfect, so make sure to schedule at least 3 hours for this one meeting alone.

Stay tuned for more meeting magic!

Disclaimer: Our meetings may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage. Or not.

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