Meeting Sorcerer's Handbook: Chapter 2 - Advanced Meeting Redundancy Techniques

Subchapter 1: The Art of Repetition

Meetings can be a great way to rehash the same ideas over and over. Try using phrases like 'just to recap, just to confirm,' or 'just to review.'

Example: 'Just to recap, the meeting is scheduled for next Thursday, right?'

Subsubsection 1.1 - The Power of Repetition in PowerPoint

Use PowerPoint to make your points, then make the same points again, and again, and again.

Example: 'As I mentioned earlier, as I'll mention again, our goal is to increase productivity.'

Subchapter 2: The Power of Passive-Aggressive Sarcasm

Use passive-aggressive language to make your points without actually committing to them.

Example: 'I suppose it's worth considering that we should, maybe, possibly, kind of, sort of, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe...'

Subsubsection 2.1 - The Art of Passive-Aggressive Sarcasm in Email Templates

Use pre-written email templates to make your points without actually putting in the effort.

Example: 'To: meeting@redudant.com, Cc: no one, Bcc: everyone, Subject: Meeting Reminder: Maybe We Should Do Something...'

Subchapter 3: The Power of Redundant Verbiage

Use lots and lots of words to make your points. The more words, the more points.

Example: 'As I've mentioned, as I'll mention again, and again, and again, our goal is to increase productivity, which we will, hopefully, accomplish, if we're lucky.'

Subchapter 4: Conclusion

Meetings are a never-ending cycle of redundancy. Congratulations on making it this far!