We're here today to discuss an issue that's been on everyone's mind: the smell in the break room. It's like a toxic waste dump in there.
The meeting will be led by the infamous meeting sorcerer, Evelyn, who's got a solution to all our problems (and a few more).
Agenda: 1) Identify the source of the smell. 2) Ban it. 3) Celebrate with cake.
Side effects of the smell include but are not limited to: Side Effects.
Resolution will be available after the meeting.
Evelyn's Meeting Sorcery can be seen in action in this manual.
Evelyn says it's not just a smell, it's a manifestation of the office's deeper issues.
Next meeting: Meeting 7: The Solution
Sorcery requests can be sent to Evelyn's Sorcery Requests Email
Meeting adjourned.