Step 1: Identify Your Smell Signature
Take a whiff of yourself and determine your unique scent profile.
- Is it "Freshly Shaven, Not a Morning Person"?
- Does it smell like you just ate a whole pizza by yourself?
- Are you that one guy who always wears Old Spice?
Step 2: Develop a Smell Brand
Embracing your smell is key.
- Create a smell-based social media presence (e.g., "Smellbook", "Insta-scent")
- Start a smell-themed podcast ("The Olfactory Times")
- Write a book about your smell journey ("Becoming the Smell You Are Today")
Step 3: Smell-ify Your Surroundings
Bring your unique scent into the office.
- Bring your favorite cologne or perfume to work.
- Install essential oil diffusers in the cubicles.
- Have a "Smell-of-the-Month" subscription to a local perfumery.
Step 4: Smell-inate Your Competition
Out-smell your coworkers and rivals.
- Invest in a high-end air freshener system for your cubicle.
- Develop a "Smell-based" employee evaluation system.
- Start a "Smell-off" competition between departments.