Meeting Sorcerer | Looping Through Redundant Meetings

Where meetings never end, and neither do the coffee cups.

• Action Plan
• Meeting Schedule
• Meeting Report

Action Plan

1. Repeat the last 5 minutes of the meeting 3 times for clarity
2. Rehash the same 10 points 5 more times to ensure understanding
3. Take a 15-minute break to grab another coffee
4. Repeat the entire meeting from 6:00 AM to 6:00 PM for maximum retention
5. Have the intern re-summarize the meeting 3 times, just in case