Warning: You're about to enter a meeting that's been looping for so long, it's developed its own gravity.
According to our meeting metrics, you've been stuck in this loop for 456 minutes and counting.
As you navigate this loop, keep in mind:
- You'll see the same slide 3 times.
- The coffee machine will be out of order, but the coffee will still taste like stale disappointment.
- The chairperson will rephrase the same sentence 5 times.
- The projector will malfunction, but only after 2 hours.
Will you escape this loop of redundancy or succumb to the meeting abyss?
Loop again
Go back to the start