Meeting Sorcerer, Lord of the Meeting Room, convened the meeting at 10:00 AM. The meeting was called to discuss the most pressing issue of the century: the meaning of life.
Attendees included:
1. Discuss the meaning of life.
2. Eat free donuts.
3. Discuss the meaning of life some more.
Meeting Sorcerer: "I have the answers, but they are hidden in a jar in the fridge."
Assistant To The Meeting: "I have the coffee, but it's just not as good as it used to be."
HR Representative: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Meeting Sorcerer: "We will continue to discuss the meaning of life at the next meeting, but only if someone brings more donuts."