The Committee Culture of Committee Sorcery has been in session for 12 hours straight, with no end in sight. The air is thick with the smell of stale coffee and desperation.

The meeting has been adjourned twice dozens of times, but the attendees just can't seem to escape the Loop of Doom.

The minutes of this meeting are Committee Creep, a 300-page tome of bureaucratic jargon and pointless discussion.

When asked for comment, one attendee replied, "I'm just here for the free food and the chance to complain about the free food."