Meeting Manifesto Section 3: The Sorcerer's Guide to Time-Sucking

A treatise on the art of creating meetings that are as long as they are unnecessary

Subsection 1: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

A meeting so long, it makes you question the meaning of life.

Read on to learn about the Sorcerer's secret ingredient: Bait-and-Switch.

Subsection 2: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (Part 2: The Reckoning)

A meeting so epic, it'll make you forget your own name, your family, and your purpose in life.

Discover the Sorcerer's dark magic: The art of turning a 2-hour meeting into a 4-hour marathon.

Subsection 3: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (Part 3: The Descent into Madness)

A meeting so confounding, it'll make you wonder if the sorcerer is actually a shaman.

Read on to learn about the Sorcerer's secret ritual: The 5-Minute Rule (or how to turn a 5-minute update into a 5-hour discussion).