Meetings, Meetings, Meetings: The Secret Handbook 2.0

By Meeting Sorcerer, Lord of the Agenda.

This is the ultimate guide for those who seek to tame the beast that is the meeting.

Within these pages, you'll find the most arcane and obscure meeting-related knowledge.

But be warned: once you read this, there's no going back.

Table of Contents:

• Paradoxical Phrasing
• Absurdist Agendas
• Chaos Theoretic Scheduling
• Paranoid Protocol Optimization

Paradoxical Phrasing

When in doubt, just say it twice.

Example: "The meeting is cancelled. No, the meeting is not cancelled."

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