Where the art of pointless meetings meets the science of confusion.
Learn the ancient art of saying nothing, doing nothing, and accomplishing nothing.
Meetings are not just for talking, they're for silence.
Unravel the mysteries of unclear agendas, ambiguous decisions, and pointless debates.
Meetings are the perfect place to confuse everyone, including yourself.
Discover the hidden art of not caring, not listening, and not doing.
Meetings are where you can perfect the art of feigning interest.
Unlock the mystical tools of the trade: jargon, buzzwords, and meaningless PowerPoint slides.
Meetings are the perfect place to wield your newfound powers of confusion.
Meetings - where the art of the mundane meets the science of the absurd.
May your meetings be ever confusing.