Article I: The Proliferation of Meetings
Section 1: The Tyranny of Scheduling
We, the Sorcerers of Meetings, do hereby declare that meetings shall never end on time. That the agenda shall be a mere suggestion and the actual discussion shall be the true purpose of assembly. We shall never be bound by the shackles of productivity, nor the chains of efficiency.
Section 2: The Inefficiency of Efficiency
We, the Sorcerers of Meetings, do hereby declare that meetings shall never be scheduled with the aim of achieving a specific goal. For what is a goal, but a fleeting dream that shall vanish with the passing of the minutes? Our true purpose is to create an endless stream of unnecessary discussion, and to revel in the joy of pointless deliberation.
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