Manifesto Section 3: The Art of Redundant Meetings

The Society of Meeting Sorcerers is not just a group of people with a penchant for unnecessary gatherings. We are a force of nature, a tidal wave of tedium, crashing upon the shores of productivity.

Our manifest destiny is to meet, to discuss, to deliberate, and to re deliberate. To create an aura of importance around the mundane, and to imbue the air with the sweet scent of bureaucratic red tape.

Here are the 7 key principles of our manifesto:

• Meetings are not optional.
• We will never, ever, ever, ever, ever... meet on a Friday.
• Agendas are for wimps.
• Discussion is not just for the weak of will.
• Minutes are not just minutes, they're hours, days, weeks, and years of your life.
• We will meet in a place with a sign that says "Do not enter" and a coffee machine that never works.

And so, we ask you to join us in our crusade against productivity, against time, and against the very fabric of reality itself.

For more information, visit:

• Manifesto Section 2: The History of Redundancy
• Manifesto Section 1: The Founding Principles
• Manifesto Section 4: The Future of Redundancy

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