Present: Bob, Joe, Alice, and Bob's Lawyer
Objective: To discuss the meaning of life and the futility of existence.
Agenda:
Next Meeting: Minutes of Madness Next Meeting
Adjourned at 3:14 PM, 42 minutes after it started. Because time is relative, man.
See you next time, when we'll probably just repeat the same meeting
[Go to the next meeting, where the same people will say the same things, because that's just what happens]