Void Meeting Techniques

The Void Meeting: where the only agenda is to not have an agenda.

Key Principles:

• Do not, under any circumstances, make eye contact with your colleagues.
• Avoid all forms of communication, including speaking, writing, and even nodding.
• Meetings should be held in complete silence, with all participants facing away from each other.
• Take turns staring at the wall.

Subtechniques:

The Art of Doing Nothing

Also known as "The Void Meeting Extreme," this technique involves sitting in complete silence, with eyes closed, and a determined look on your face.

The Void Meeting Shuffle

This technique involves standing up, walking around the room, and then sitting back down, all while maintaining complete silence.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it okay to bring a sandwich?

A: No.