Today's meeting will be just like every other meeting.
We'll spend the first hour re-reading last week's minutes.
Agenda Item 1: Reviewing Last Week's Minutes, AgainWe'll discuss the same old topics, with the same old solutions.
Agenda Item 2: Rehashing the Same Old SolutionsWe'll eat the same stale donuts from the break room.
Snack Break: Stale Donuts and Cold Coffee