MEETING WITH THE COFFEE MACHINE

This meeting with the coffee machine has been scheduled for weeks, months, and possibly decades.

Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and the coffee machine.

The objective of this meeting is to determine the optimal coffee-to-creamer ratio.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Coffee Tasting
• Item 2: Caffeine Overload Discussion
• Item 3: The Great Coffee Debate

Minutes of the meeting will be kept by the coffee machine.