The Committee of Unproductive Time-Wasters

Welcome to the most unproductive committee in the world. Where every meeting is a never-ending loop of pointless discussion and bureaucratic red tape.

Chairperson: Bartholomew McSnarl, the man who's been chairing the same meeting since 1987.

Members:

• Membership Application: Because who doesn't love a good application process?
• Committee Babble: Where we talk about talking about talking.
• Minute Pauses: Because time is a luxury we can't afford.
• Paralyzing Procrastination: Where the only thing that gets accomplished is the art of doing nothing.

Our meeting minutes are always a best-seller. Literally, nobody has ever read them. But hey, at least we're consistent.

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