We're in the midst of a Memetic Crisis Management Meeting, where the fate of humanity's productivity hangs in the balance.
As the clock ticks away, the discussion inches along like a snail on valium.
The air is thick with the stench of stale ideas and forgotten deadlines.
Key Topics:
1. The Importance of Fidgeting in Meetings
Is it a distraction or a vital component of team-building?
Should we have a company-wide fidget spinner competition?
Learn more about Fidget Spinners2. The Art of Pretending to Care
When do we draw the line between genuine concern and forced empathy?
Should we have a 'Pretend-to-Care Olympics' to see who can feign the most concern?
Pretend-to-Care: The Art and Science3. The Benefits of Doing Nothing
Is it possible to achieve peak productivity by simply doing nothing at all?
Should we have a company-wide 'Do-Nothing Day' every Friday?
The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide