Meetings. Because who needs actual productivity, right?
As a minute-taker, you are the unsung hero of the office. Your job is to write down every boring, irrelevant detail, and to ensure that everyone's ego gets its 15 seconds of airtime.
But don't just take minutes, make them art. Use your newfound power to create a world of redundant meetings, where every discussion is a battle of who can say the most unnecessary things in the shortest amount of time.
Start your journey by reading Minute-Taking Fundamentals, where you'll learn the basics of taking minutes that are so detailed, they'll put a Harvard professor to shame.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try your hand at Minute-Taking Challenges, where you'll compete against other minute-takers to see who can write the most convoluted, confusing minutes the fastest.
And don't forget to visit our Minute-Taking Sociopathology page, where you'll learn how to use minute-taking as a tool for manipulating your coworkers' minds.
Redundant Meetings: Because who needs actual work when you can have meetings?