Welcome, future sociopaths, to the art of minute taking! In this esteemed institution, we will guide you through the dark arts of recording, manipulating, and misrepresenting the minutes of meetings.
Our esteemed Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth has crafted this manual for the most ambitious among you, the minute taking apprentices who will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, no matter how many lives they destroy.
In this lesson, we will learn how to turn even the most straightforward minutes into a tangled web of lies and half-truths.
In this lesson, we will cover the art of making minutes appear as if they were dictated by the most benevolent of angels.
Master the Art of Manipulation
In this lesson, we will delve into the tools of the trade: highlighters, erasers, and the trusty old red pen.