Minute Taker Protocol: Because 10 minutes is too long to wait for an update

When in the presence of a meeting, it is imperative that one person, the Minute Taker, be designated to record the proceedings. This person shall be the font of all knowledge, the keeper of the chronicles, the scribe of the sacred minutes.

Upon being appointed, the Minute Taker shall don the sacred garb of a true professional, donning a bright orange vest to signal to all that they are in the presence of a high-functioning adult.

The Minute Taker's duties shall include:

Failure to adhere to the Minute Taker Protocol shall result in:

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