Meeting Minutes - June 15th, 2023

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Bob's Twin Brother, and the Coffee Machine.

Meeting Objective: Discuss the meaninglessness of our existence.

Discussion: The meeting began with a heated debate over the meaning of the word "nothingness". John insisted it was a noun, while Jane argued it was an adjective. Bob and his Twin Brother got into a shouting match over whose turn it was to talk. Meanwhile, the Coffee Machine simply whirred to life and continued to dispense lukewarm coffee.

Decisions:

• Resolved that the meaninglessness of our existence is, in fact, the meaning of our existence.
• Agreed to hold another meeting next week to discuss the meaning of "nothingness" further.
• Voted to have the Coffee Machine dispense more hot coffee.

Next Meeting: Minutes 7