Minutes of Meeting 7: Because We Ran Out of Ideas

Meeting Purpose: To Discuss the Obvious Conclusion

Attendees:

• Bob
• Alice
• Manager (via Video Conference)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the fact that we're all just here for the free donuts
• Item 2: Debate the merits of "free time" vs "paid time off"
• Item 3: Determine who ate the last donut (spoiler: it was Bob)

Decisions:

• We are all clearly here for the free donuts
• "Free time" is overrated; we're all paid to work
• Bob is officially donut-less until next week's meeting

Action Items:

• Send a memo to Bob's desk to confirm donut-less status
• Research the feasibility of a company-wide donut budget

See also:

• Minutes 6: The One Where We Ran Out of Donuts
• Minutes 8: The One Where We Ran Out of Chairs