Monday's Incomprehensible Brown-Noses Meeting
Attendees: Bob, John, and Jane (who was just there to eat the free donuts)
Agenda:
- Item 1: Why are we here again?
- Item 2: Who is in charge here?
- Item 3: Can we just have more donuts?
Presenters:
- Bob: "We must... uh... focus on... uh... something."
- John: "I think we should... uh... do... stuff."
- Jane: "Can someone pass the donut box?"
Notes:
- "This meeting was a total waste of time."
- "I think we just got lost."
- "Can we have more coffee?."