Monday's Meeting Minutes

Attendees: John, Jane, and Bob. Purpose: Discussing the futility of our existence.

• 10:00 AM - Meeting called to order by John. Everyone present, except Jane, who was stuck in elevator.
• 10:01 AM - Bob presents his idea for the company's new "Infinite Looper" feature. Everyone nods off.
• 10:05 AM - Jane arrives, frazzled. "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the elevator... with a time-traveling agent of chaos and destruction." (No one asks questions.)

Action Items:

• Follow up with Jane to ensure her time-traveling agent of chaos and destruction doesn't disrupt the space-time continuum.
• Review and revise the "Infinite Looper" feature. Make it more exciting. Or less boring, at least.

Next Meeting: Tomorrow at 10:00 AM.