MEETING INDEFINITION: The Meeting That Never Ends

Objective: To achieve nothing, but to talk about it.

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the meeting's objective
2. Talk about why we can't talk about it yet
3. Discuss the lack of progress
4. Take a 10-minute break
5. More discussion about the same topic
6. Conclusion, but not really

Attendees:

• John, our resident expert on nothing
• Jane, our enthusiastic note-taker
• Mike, our time-waster

Meeting adjourned, until next week...