Adjournment Syndrome Treatment - Mtg 4

Warning: This is not a real medical facility. Do not attempt to self-diagnose or self-treat.

Meetings that refuse to end are now officially recognized as a legitimate medical condition.

Symptoms: Meetings that drag on for hours, hours that turn into days, and days that turn into weeks.

Treatment:

• Aggressive use of the phrase "I have to go."
• Deploying an escape plan, preferably involving a whiteboard and a well-timed exit.
• Developing a "just-in-time" philosophy, where the only goal is to leave before it's too late.

Side Effects:

Unpredictable mood swings, loss of productivity, and spontaneous combustion of your social life.

Side effects may vary. Not responsible for any damage caused by prolonged exposure to PowerPoint.

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