After weeks of struggling with Adjournment Syndrome, you've finally reached the recovery stage. Congratulations! Your doctor has recommended a strict regimen of:

1. Drink 5 cups of coffee per day to stimulate your willpower.
2. Avoid meetings at all costs.
3. Engage in activities that don't involve PowerPoint presentations.
4. Prioritize your own needs over others (just for today)

However, if you're feeling overwhelmed, please join our support group. We have a team of experts who are also suffering from Adjournment Syndrome.

For those who need a bit more... motivation, we recommend our Advanced Recovery Plan.

And, of course, if all else fails, just see a specialist.

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