Meetings, the Gift that Keeps on Giving

Meetings are the bane of your existence, but don't worry, we're working on it. In the meantime, let's adjourn for a bit.

You're experiencing Meeting Adjournment Syndrome. Don't worry, it's a real thing. (Or is it?) Symptoms include:

• Feeling trapped in a never-ending cycle of PowerPoint presentations
• Longing for the freedom to work on actual projects
• Developing a strong sense of déjà vu when someone mentions "synergy"

We're working on treating this condition. In the meantime, here are some adjournment treatments that might help.

Treatment Options:

• Adjournment Surgery: A radical new procedure that removes the meeting-inducement gland, giving you back your life.
• Replacement Therapy: We'll replace your meetings with actual human interaction, minus the PowerPoint.
• Adjournment Vacation: Take a break from meetings, and we'll cover for you while you're out.

Don't forget to follow up on our follow-up appointment after your treatment.