Coffee Enforcement Decree 4: The Meeting of the Unproductive

Resolution: 3.5 hours of discussion on a 30 minute topic

A special thanks to our esteemed panel of coffee connoisseurs, who spent an impressive 3 hours and 15 minutes debating the finer points of "Is the coffee in the conference room still warm?"

Key Decisions Reached:

1. We must re-research the temperature of the coffee.

2. Someone must re-heat the coffee.

3. We will reconvene in 5 minutes to reconvene on this topic.

Stay vigilant, comrades, for the battle for optimal coffee consumption is never won.

See Also: Coffee Enforcement Decree 4: Addendum 1 - The Reheating Protocol Browse all decisions from Meeting 4