Redundant Meetings, Inc.

MTG-4: A meeting of unnecessary people discussing unimportant things.

Sub-decision 1: We're not actually discussing anything.

• Subdecision 2: Who ate the last donut?
• Subdecision 3: The importance of proper meeting attire

We're currently discussing the meaning of life in an empty room with no one present.

Sub-decision 1 of this meeting is now in session.

Someone, please, for the sake of humanity, bring in some actual refreshments.

(No, we don't actually need any more coffee.)

Discussion will now proceed with great fanfare and utter lack of progress.

Redundant Meetings, Inc. is not responsible for lost productivity or sanity.

Please do not attempt to leave this building. The exits are actually just doors with no doors.