Subdecisions: 0/3
This meeting has been going on for 3 hours, and we've decided on nothing.
Current Agenda:
1. What color should our new copier be?
2. Who ate the last donut in the break room?
3. Why is the stapler on the floor?
Next meeting: same time, same place. Come prepared.
Why is the stapler on the floor? We've been over it.
Some of you: "I didn't do it." Others: "I don't know, it just is."
We've had this stapler on the floor since 2018, and still, no progress.