MEETING #5: "We've Got Nothing to Report"

We're all here, I guess. No one really knows why. Maybe someone forgot to send out a memo? Or maybe we just like sitting in this cramped, windowless conference room.

Agenda:

• Discussion of non-relevant topics for 3 hours
• Break for "refreshments" (just water and stale cookies)
• More non-relevant discussion, because why not?

Subtopics:

• Pointless Rambling (in-depth analysis of nothing)
• Irrelevant Jokes (because laughter is the best medicine, right?)