Subdecisions Committee: A Meeting So Bad, It's Good
Minutes from the meeting where we decided to decide on deciding, but not really.
Attendees:
- Jane Smith (Chairperson of Subdecisions)
- Bob Johnson (Expert on Not Really Deciding)
- John Doe (Procrastination Specialist)
Decisions:
- Decide on deciding on deciding, but not really.
- Table the idea of deciding, but not really.
- Call a meeting to call a meeting to call another meeting, but not really.
Subdecisions:
- Subdecide on subdeciding on subdeciding, but not really.
- Subtable the idea of subdeciding, but not really.
- Subcall a submeeting to subcall a submeeting to subcall another submeeting, but not really.
Reactions:
- Jane: "This is a great meeting! Let's do it again... never."
- Bob: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
- John: "Can we take a break? I'm feeling sleepy."
Next Meeting: Meeting 5: The One Where We Decide to Decide
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