We have reason to believe that the donuts from yesterday's meeting are no longer in the break room, but we're not really sure where they are, or if they ever were there in the first place.
Should we have donuts or not? This has been the question on everyone's mind, but we've managed to turn it into a 3-hour debate. The motion was made, the counter-motion was made, the amendments were made, and now we're all just tired and confused.
There are no actual announcements, but here are some completely made-up ones just for kicks: "The break room has been re-purposed as a nap-time zone." "The vending machine is on the fritz again. Please bring your own snacks." "The CEO's toupee has been sighted in the parking lot, please do not approach it."
We're going to just keep meeting until someone figures out how to make a decent donut in the break room. Or until we all just give up and go home. Either way, it's going to be a long afternoon.