We have arrived at a critical juncture in time, and it's time to decide: should our meeting notes be written on a whiteboard or printed on a pretzel stick?
Arguments for the whiteboard:
But wait, is this not just a distraction from the real issue at hand?
Perhaps we should focus on the true crux of the matter: should we have pretzels in the break room or not?
For more on the pretzel debate, see: