MEETING AGENDA

• Agenda Item 1: "The Meeting About Nothing"
• Agenda Item 2: "The Meeting About Everything"
• Agenda Item 3: "The Meeting About the Meeting"

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the futility of discussing anything at all.

Meeting Duration: 2 hours, 30 minutes of actual discussion, 1 hour 30 minutes of pointless small talk.

Meeting Location: The usual meeting room, which is actually just a cardboard box in the supply closet.