Decision 1: The color of the walls in the conference room will be changed from beige to a more "inspiring" shade of chartreuse.
Decision 2: The meeting duration will be increased by 30 minutes to accommodate more "brainstorming" time.
Decision 3: The meeting facilitator will be forced to listen to an additional 10 minutes of elevator music before each meeting to "set the tone."
Decision 4: The meeting notes will be transcribed in Comic Sans, as it is "easier on the eyes."
Decision 5: The meeting will be moved to a different location every other week to "shake things up."
Decision 6: The attendees will be required to bring their own snacks, as the provided snacks are "too bland."
Decision 7: The meeting will now be held on Tuesdays, as this is when the meeting facilitator is "most available."