Agenda for Mtg 4: The Never-ending Saga of Redundant Meetings

Agenda Items:

• 10:00 AM - Introduction by the Chairperson (again)
• 10:05 AM - Review of Last Week's Minutes (because who needs actual progress?)
• 10:15 AM - Status Update on Project X (still pending)
• 10:30 AM - Break (for 15 minutes, because we're almost out of time)
• 10:45 AM - Discussion of New Initiatives (because we have 17 new ideas)
• 11:15 AM - Lunch Break (for 60 minutes, because we're starving)
• 12:15 PM - More Status Updates (because progress is slow)
• 1:00 PM - Conclusion (or is it a new beginning?)

Hyperlinks to other important documents:

• Minutes of Last Week's Mtg 4
• Prophets of Doom: A Report on Project X
• Agenda for Mtg 5: The End of the World as We Know It